izaya old spice parody
look at your man. now back at me. now back to your man. now back to me. sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped mindlessly beating people and smoking those cigarettes he could smell like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in 'bukuro with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a girl's cell phone, freshly cracked from my hobby. Look again, the cell phone is now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Orihara Izaya and not Shizu-chan. I'm on a horse.